Ummm Wat?

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 05/06/2014 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

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For those that can't afford a business jet I suppose.

Manuél Ferrari > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/06/2014 at 22:46

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I kind of want one now, haha

Leadbull > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/06/2014 at 22:47

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'Murica

/BIG OIL

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Manuél Ferrari 05/06/2014 at 22:48

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I kinda like the exterior (sans the wheels).

Manuél Ferrari > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/06/2014 at 22:49

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Me too

I like the interior as well. Want to conceive a child in there.

PatBateman > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/06/2014 at 22:53

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I like. I like a lot.

I need to become a business tycoon and have Jeeves drive me around.

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 05/06/2014 at 23:06

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That child will grow up to be an "erotic" screenwriter.

shop-teacher > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/06/2014 at 23:06

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I'm thinking the buyer of this may own a jet too.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 05/06/2014 at 23:06

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Better than an erotic dancer!

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 05/06/2014 at 23:14

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That child will deal crack on the side. AND USE IT.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 05/06/2014 at 23:16

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I dated a girl once that later admitted to having done crack in the past.

She just casually mentioned it while we were at dinner.

I always thought that one does not simply mention that they had done crack. I thought you had to be water boarded first to admit that shit.

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 05/06/2014 at 23:19

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Maybe she played for the Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA). I'd be proud of that.

Squid > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/06/2014 at 23:22

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If I could have someone drive me around all day I'd take this, but with some tires with a bit more sidewall and preferably a nice set of cushy coilovers or a full air spring conversion, because there is nothing worse than an expansion joint spilling your Louis XIII Cognac all over your perfectly cut lines. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 05/06/2014 at 23:23

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That is the best sports league ever

Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari 05/06/2014 at 23:28

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It's a South Park episode. You should watch it.

Manuél Ferrari > Leadbull 05/06/2014 at 23:29

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I have. Classic

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Squid 05/06/2014 at 23:35

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We can't have that now, can we?

Squid > Manuél Ferrari 05/07/2014 at 00:07

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Woah, did you pick her up in Garbage Grove? That is a huge bombshell to drop over dinner.

Manuél Ferrari > Squid 05/07/2014 at 00:10

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Isn't it? No I met her at Nobu in LA. And we were sitting at the sushi bar and there was a lady next to her that could have heard the whole convo if she was listening!

Squid > Manuél Ferrari 05/07/2014 at 00:15

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Sounds like one classy broad. But then again I feel sorry for people withing earshot of me in public as I have zero filter and no sense of politically correctness, it gets exponentially worse as the environment gets more upscale. . . But I haven't done crack, so I guess I am ahead in life. . .

Manuél Ferrari > Squid 05/07/2014 at 00:21

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Very classy...

I tend to find the winners. I once took a different girl to a French Restaurant. She proceeded to tell me that she was once engaged and used to do meth. We never had another date...